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E Pluribus Dubya I

PROOF, DAMN YOU, PROOF!
NOTE: No hanging chad in lower right hand corner

The following is what we predicted long before the horrors of 911--just after (and during) the so called "election"--regarding our New Old Regime under Dubya.

Let's review, compare and contrast with what we've got today (March 12th, 2002) and discuss what's going to be happening in the near future, especially with the Homeland Security Agency so firmly and resolutely in place, shall we?

Take particular note of the predictions we made regarding everything that has happened since Dubya stole the election and then click on this link to really ask yourself some terrifying questions (and yes, we've seen the "debunking" on this and do not concur)!

And don't forget (especially under court subpoena): YOU READ IT HERE FIRST!

First from the archives:

"Come the millennium, month 12, in the home of the greatest power, the village idiot will come forth to be acclaimed the leader."

- Faux Nostradamus quote, circulated on the web

"Although we may never know with complete certainty the identity of the winner of this year's Presidential election, the identity of the loser is perfectly clear. It is the Nation's confidence in the judge as an impartial guardian of the rule of law."

- Real Chief Justice Stevens
in his unrelentingly dissenting opinion
from Bush v. Gore.

"The people who vote decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything."
- Allegedly Joseph Stalin

THIS COUNTRY IS OFFICIALLY

FUCKED!

Well, it's happened. We're screwed. Completely and utterly screwed. The only hope we have is the fact that the Democrats in the Senate will now attempt to extend their reach across Pennsylvania Avenue to throttle the Executive branch.

Cheney, however, will break all ties, so Dubya is now in the exact same position he was in when he fucked up Texas; a titular role while his second in command is actually the one in charge. It's astounding and I would be endlessly amazed if it weren't for the fact that we're in deep shit!

Think about it. George Bush does not have the people's mandate nor the people's confidence going into the White House. He has a deadlocked Senate and a barely Republican House. This means the Democrats have no other recourse, but to completely shutdown the Senate. There will be an initial showing of bipartisan propaganda for the cameras in the first 100 days, but everybody knows the man has no honeymoon and no governing abilities. All of that bullshit you heard on TV about him being "the great unifier"--I can assure you--was just that, bullshit. As soon as the shades are drawn and the gears are turning, Dubya will be shutdown left and right. None of his Supreme Court nominations will be approved; none of his healthcare reform proposals will be listened to; none of his tax cuts (if they truly ever existed) will be implemented.

This leaves only one avenue for the President Elect to exercise power. Can anyone guess it? YES, THAT'S RIGHT! THE SAME WAY HIS DADDY DID IT! WAR POWERS! Congratulations!

Just like his wimp father, Dubya will have no other choice but to go to war in order to exercise any form of power. Which means the Middle East. Which means his Daddy's puppet, Saddam. Which means full and present mandates for the covert operatives in this country (and out) to run roughshod over the Constitution.

To coin a phrase: the bird is painted.

There's going to be a WHOLE LOTTA' SHAKIN' goin' on, my friends and you'd better damn well pay attention, because the kinds of covert operations ("black ops," for those in the know) that will be popping up here and there and your backyard are going to make WACO look like a cake walk. Let's not forget that WACO was started and processed by the people George Bush, Sr. put into power. Daddy's all about black ops and little Dubya's going to do whatever Daddy did, so while we all look to the Middle East to watch our useless conventional weapon stockpiles go up in congressionally circumvented smoke, the real shit's going to be going down in the Middle West in ways only Machiavelli could imagine.

Congratulations, dickheads, you just elected your very own Gestapo Kommandant and the first thing he's going to do is covertly shove the Constitution so far up your red-necked asses you'll shit hemp for years.

You can guarantee this site and others like it will be having a whole bunch of connection problems and routing issues and little things that just seem to golsjen...ejna;jeel;afheee,

Ok, so that's what we had said long, long ago (and it was, as you can see, dead on the fuckin' money!), so let's take a look at what has happened in the interim (as of this date, March 12th, 2002) to see how close we were, yes?

Every single thing we said would happen has happened in one form or another--does the Home Security Agency ring any bells--including the fact that our site was mysteriously deleted just three days after we had gone to a Republican fundraiser for Pataki with keynote speaker Dubya and Mayor Bloomberg on the side. Note the admittance ticket at the top o' the page.

Yes, that's right. We were not twenty feet away from the man who uses phrases like "evildoers" and you can bet your ass we got our tax break by eating and drinking everything in sight. It was a fascinating foray into the belly of the beast and our clearance was the last to get through in the group. Our reward? Website gone. No fanfare, just...gone.

After considerable hassle and reconstructive surgery, we managed to put Humpty Dumpty site back together, but it could happen again at any second for any reason never given to any oversight committees, since there won't ever be any oversight committees, so read fast and tumble hard, my friend.

So, on to what we had predicted and what came true over the following months. Yes, most of what has happened aparently is the result of the 9-11 attacks, but if we leap off into speculation land and factor in the Enron debacle (itself a cover up of other major scandals), well, you see where we're going with this one and the MIB's will be right up our ass!

Dubya couldn't have planned a better sequence of events (and his father used to when he was the head of the CIA and President), so you do the fucking math!

No faster presidential mandate has ever been granted and no broader presidential leeway has ever gone so unquestioned by the entire system of checks and balances. We even have Bill Maher saying it's not just ok to hassle Americans of Arab descent, but that they should just understand and accept the blatant removal of their civil rights.

Funny how he wasn't arguing the same thing for all white people after Timothy McVeigh parked a load of fertilizer outside the Federal building in Oklahoma City, yes?

Of course yes.

Toady.

And lest anyone start bitching and moaning about how these kinds of things don't happen, just pick up a history book (though not one you're children are reading, of course; they're for the proles). All we're asking is that you think just a little bit. Think about the fact that the people behind the scenes didn't change from Bush, Sr., to Bush, Jr., and that those people were running the show during the Reagan fallacy.

Think about the fact that the Bush family knows and is on friendly terms as well as business terms with the Bin Laden family and has been for decades. Oil makes strange bedfellows.

Think about the fanatical beliefs that allowed otherwise sane, intelligent men to willingly become suicide bombers in order to strike a blow against the son of the father and how they live in the tenth century still and that kind of shit actually has not just meaning, but reasons to commit mass murder for.

Think about the millions of taxpayer's dollars Dubya doled out to fundamentalist cults throughout America as his second Presidential act; the first being a launch of sorties against the Mid East to announce his Presidency.

Think about Enron and how still nobody knows exactly what the hell that company did or how they are tied to Cheney and the White House and how the knowledge of what was coming down the pike was firmly in place months before (almost a year before) 911.

And finally, think about Watergate. What do you think happened after everything was exposed to the world? It all changed for the better, never to be disgraced in that manner ever again, or, the covert ops intelligentsia (we're for hire, by the way) analysed what went wrong and how to cover it all up even better next time?

Speculation? Of course.
Definitive? Never will be.
Conspiracy theory?
Certainly.

Because without a theory, no one will ever be able to investigate the truth!

One thing's for sure; you're not going to be able to find out by reading the newspapers or watching TV and since that's where ninety-nine percent of America gets their news from, where does that leave the critical thinker?

Alone
the way they want it.

Want more or our past political acumen?

You're damn right you do!

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Buh-Bye!