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Anyone else think it a coincidence
that on the same day America buttfucked itself at the polls, the Bubonic Plague
struck in New York City? Portent? Omen? Gaia, just beginning her death rattle?
Black Death!
Times Square!
You are my wife!
Goodbye city life!
WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO THE BALANCE OF POWER, SHITHEADS!? Now it's just totally fucking over with, you stupid, white trash, jackass touch-holes!
Let's see? What do we as a nation need at this particular time in history? Hmmmmm...? Dubya's in a perpetual fundamentalist orgasm over playing
nuclear-tipped cowboys and American-manufactured indians in the middle east;
our economy is on a one-track spiral, burrowing down into America's septic tanks; and the Supreme Court is already a corrupt, fetid prostate cancer
and all of it is one-hundred percent the fault of Republicans. Strike that. It's all the fault of the voters, since this year in particular,
there was no greater smell of Republican feces on every goddamned page of every goddamned newspaper! How could you have missed the signs? Haven't any of you read this
website? Haven't any of you learned yet even the most basic ways to see properly?
Coup d'fucking tat confirmed! CONFIRMED!FUCK! Why not just sign over your goddamned paychecks to the White House and bend over, because
it's all downhill from here? We're like a nation of abused children who protect the abusing parents while asking for more beatings! Oh, and for those of you
under forty, KISS YOUR SOCIAL SECURITY RETIREMENT GOOD-FUCKIN'-BYE! And for everyone: open real wide for the Homeland Security Agency to have unlimited Congressional authority to
use the Bill of Rights as toilet paper because you're their toilets. What joy it will be to watch all of the hundreds of millions of more taxpayer dollars
get funneled directly to all of those "religious" organizations once again--you know, just like when Dubya first got into office--and then we can all watch as that
tax-free cash surprisingly finds its way into special GOP fundraisers for Bush's re-election putsch! What a fucking shock! It needs to be said again: FUCK!
These are the same assholes who gave you all a "tax relief/thanks for letting me get away with stealing the election" bribe last year at tax-end, remember? The $600 check
we all got in the mail that instantly destroyed all hopes for a future in America for us working folk? As in, no Medicare and no Social Security? Remember? We guess not. We guess
you pin-heads actually thought that check was a godsend instead of the financial roofie that it actually was.
RICH PEOPLE GIVE THEIR MONEY TO INVESTMENT MANAGERS
IN ORDER TO DO PRECISELY
WHAT BUSH DIDN'T WANT ANY OF YOU TO DO!
At any time do you recall anyone from the early Bush transition lie brigade say, "We can either give you all a check for $600 today, or a check for $120,000 when you retire. Which would you prefer?"
NO! No, we do not recall that little tidbit of sage fincancial advice being brought to anyone's attention, do any of you? So, ironically, why did this happen? Why did the
Republican juggernaut take over and crash everything deliberately into the ground, blaming the blameless for their own actions? That's simple. It happened because Clinton made too many average
Jane and Joe's rich, that's why. It has nothing to do with the home-made terrorists; trained, armed and let loose
by Bush, Sr. to come home to roost ever so conveniently to empower Bush, Jr.; it has nothing to do with a visionary future course for America to boldly champion; and it sure as shit
has nothing to do with protecting America from the "evildoers" in the world. WE'RE THE FUCKING EVILDOERS, ASSHOLES!
We are and no one else comes anywhere close to us and do you want to know why? Because we pretend we don't do that kind of shit, that's why!
We're hypocrites, feeding poisoned pablum to our citizens as we rape the world and now there is a full-blown mandate to do more than ever before! War with Iraq? That's nothing!
Literally! A war means there are at least two sides. This will be the equivalent of gangfucking Tim McVeigh's mountain militia buddies, with the noted exception of
their "weapons of mass destruction," of course. McVeigh had to make his own; Saddam gets to use all of the ones we sold him. But why did American voters decide that it's high time
we destroyed the Constitution, ripped up the Bill of Rights and put fundamentalist fucking power-mad whackjobs in FULL CONTROL OF ALL BRANCHES OF THE GOVERNMENT is totally and completely
beyond the scope of this website's hidden room of ancient Chinese philosophers on abaci, other than the above mentioned abused child syndrome. The only solace we have
in any of this, however, is the fact that now the Republican Politicians (we make that distinction, because average Americans have no actual
clue what evil lurks in the hearts of those in power) can't hide and they always self-destruct. Republican Politicians are like
fat, spoiled rich kids with small penises (think Rush Limbaugh), with the emotional maturity of eight year olds.
They petulantly demand all the attention, but when it is finally given to them, they shit their pants and cry.
Unfortunately, "shitting their pants" on the scale we're talking about means hundreds of thousands of innocent men, women and children
mass-murdered (Hell From Above!) and "crying" will mean irrevocable damage to our own fucking water supply, so drink up now madame et monsieur! By Spring the bombs will fall and the smallpox will
flow and down will come Saddam, made-in-America for all! We guarantee you there will be no ticker-tape parades. Well, none deserved anyway. Round and round she goes,
where
she stops, only the Fed knows!This is just sooooooo bad...
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